Strategic Offsite 

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

Strategic Offsite by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

offisewer

..... police officer working with an ethical code he found in the gutter...a sneaky cop...an unethical cop..a sly cop....a crooked cop...

That offisewer stole my watch when he pulled me over for a speeding ticket

offisewer by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

offisner 

A word accidentally used when speaking to an officer of the law while intoxicated.

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Driver: No offisner, I only had ten shots of vodka.

offisner by Manchap Joshua December 4, 2015

offsite working 

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

offsite working by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

Offistalker 

Eyeballing or otherwise "stalking" a co-worker while they're not paying attention; Peeping over a cubicle wall to peek on an unsuspecting associate.

"Jen: John keeps looking at me when he thinks I'm not looking"

"Pat: Thats because he's an Offistalker Jen."

Offistalker by Justin N. March 28, 2008

offiseal 

The best kind of official set you can do in a relationship where both people are perverted and best friends.

Her and Me are offiseal because we both sent nudes and we loved it

offiseal by Da real Juan June 3, 2016