office pope

A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.

Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."

by Skinny Lou Kingston January 28, 2012