Practical-offending-joke 

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

Practical-offending-joke by Robin December 10, 2003

Gangbang Offending

When a man does something wrong by accident to a woman and a bunch of woman 'stick up for the friend,' which is woman terms for, 'insulting the poor guy extremely harshly.'

Allie: You look good with Kevin, Erin!
Kevin: How about no.
Erin: Ouch! That was mean you cum dumpster.
Allie: Woww, Erin just kidding you could do better than Kevin.
Justina: That was so mean what you said to Erin, Kevin. Apologize you raging faggot face.
Amanda: Kevin, Erin is a nice girl. Stop being a raging douche bag and apologize to her for saying that.
Jennifer: Are you kidding me Kevin? Just because you're secretly a homosexual and you smell worse than the city dump, you need to stop being so rude.
Kevin: Alright jeez, sorry. Stop Gangbang Offending me!

Gangbang Offending by Eight8Mile May 21, 2011

Offendinista 

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

Offendinista by VinDSL July 9, 2020

Offendicitis 

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

Offendicitis by r!sk January 31, 2012

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

offenditarian by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

offering a drowning man a glass of water 

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

offering a drowning man a glass of water by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

Initial Public Offering

(FINANCE) when a corporation "goes public"; the first sale of stock by a corporation. All sales of stock or bonds on the stock market require the services of an underwriter, or investment bank. Outside of the USA and China, it is common for regular banks to offer underwriting for corporations.

Incorporation is a legal status that allows (but by no means requires) a firm to issue stock. Moreover, once a corporation lists stock, it does not necessarily do so on a major exchange. Some corporations areclosely held, which means they have a small number of shareholders who are mostly affiliated with management; other corporations are "private," which means they have no stock issues at all, and control/shares of profits are determined contractually.

Some corporations have issues of stock, and that stock is traded, but it is not listed. Instead, it is traded on the "pink pages." Such companies are usually in a bad way, but not necessarily.

An IPO is the first issue of stock by a corporation THAT DOESN'T ALREADY have a listed stock. If a company is "taken private" (i.e., bought out by a PE fund and de-listed) then it can have another IPO (or "sponsored IPO"). Most likely, however, if a listed company will need to raise money on the stock market, it will have a "follow-on offering."

A fantasy of many entrepreneurs is "going public" with a big initial public offering, and retiring to a beachfront mansion.

Initial Public Offering by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010