officer of the court 

When not used in the literal sense (that is, to refer to an actual officer of the court), to mean someone who is a mediator between two or more people.

I'm too busy to play officer of the court, settle this out yourselves!

officer of the court by jameseb89 May 26, 2017

Ladies of the Court 

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

Ladies of the Court by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Angel of the Court

When a) there is a 50/50 undecided call on a foul, rule, etc. in sports and there is no fair way to decide it or b) the wrong call is made, the “Angel of the Court” brings justice to the game in an obvious big play soon after in favor of whoever was wronged in the play

Did you see that bad call on Jimmy then he came back and drained that deep lucky 3? Was that the Angel of the Court or what?

Angel of the Court by Patbu March 4, 2020

The Court of Owls 

The Court of Owls is a terrorist group in Batman comics. They have been around for centuries and fight to bring down the local government. They are highly skilled assassins who kill politicians. Their most famous line before the kill is “The Court of Owls, has sentenced you, to DIE”

Mark: Oh I really hate that new professor
Timmy: Why don’t you hire the Court of Owls to take care of that sunovabitch

The Court of Owls by Tall Onion May 2, 2019

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

The court of LULZ 

Where flamers try to get people banned, when n00bs try to prove their worthiness, and basically anywhere where meaningless internet evidence is put forth and used against someone.

People never win a case in the court of LULZ because of the extensive Photoshop programs people have nowadays, but it's great for a good laugh.

Common places where the court of LULZ goes down are boards, forums, chat rooms, and flickr

Welcome to teh internets, where everything you say will be screen-capped and used against you in the court of LULZ.

The court of LULZ by Pedo_cat December 3, 2010

supreme court of the universe

the highest judicial court in the Universe.

the highest federal court in the Universe, consisting of nine intergalactic justices and taking judicial precedence over all other courts in the universe.

The Supreme Court of the Universe has issued numerous rulings on the use of intergalactic punishment (the death penalty).

supreme court of the universe by Crysiz September 21, 2014