When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***
I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods
by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018
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When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
by Galaxo March 14, 2023
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Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds
Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»
by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022
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A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
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It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.
When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.
by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
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