| 1. | oddly pleasurable | ||
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Someone famous that is not typically attractive to others, yet you find strangely alluring. Michael Stipe
Alan Rickman John Malkovich Benjamin Netanyahoo Much harder for guys to come up with oddly pleasurable womyn, as womyn in music, entertainment, journalism almost always must be very attractive. Possibly-Frances McDormand |
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| 2. | Puscatore | ||
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Noun: Describing the personal qualities of having a nominal form of toughness while actually manifesting ineffective wimpiness.
This word was invented by QuattrOne on the Oddly Enough boards at Yahoo. The French are a puscatore nation.
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| 3. | one-eyed dick-weave | ||
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Panicky movement around unfamiliar genitalia when one's contact lens speeds away through a trough-flow
Witnessed at a gig in North London. There were perhaps eight guys pissing and others waiting behind them. Semi-blind, my friend unexpectedly became intimate with the majority of them. He didn't so much weave as wave his arms about very oddly - and any touch of his did not receive affection.
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Fortunately, after all the unintentional cock-play, he found what he had really been looking for. What had bounced out so spectacularly was now resting dimly by the drain. His hands went in without a moment's thought as I waited for the punters to turn really nasty. After all, they weren't exactly in town that night for some weird vogueing below their bollocks. But all the dark stares were replaced by total disbelief when my friend put the lens back in unwashed. And then there was his tour-de-force - a sudden skid at the exit and a lightning reaction that just stopped him from landing tits upwards. I scarpered. I can't even remember what band was playing that night and, even in nightmares, I find it hard to see them. But I guess that I generally think of them as bathed in yellow and in my mind they have black eyes for some reason. There is a lot of jerky movement and much falling about in the confusion - and, well, what could all that be I have to wonder? Fuck me, I think they are doing a one-eyed dick-weave dance - let me out of here at this point - let me out. Of course, we used to go to a lot of gigs then but since my illness I've not got out very often. |
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| 4. | Bujubicle | ||
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pronunciation: Buh-Jew-bick-ull An oddly shaped object, a growth, an unidentified organism, a protuberance, any unknown matter, something disgusting in appearance, a person who is a nusiance. or as an interjection "oh Bujubicle!" (In reference to an oddly shaped greenish blob) "What is that Bujubicle?"
(when startled by a large bug or other thing) "What in the Bujubicle was that?" (In reference to a piece of matter) Look at that Bujubicle! |
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| 5. | u-turn dick | ||
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describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening! shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve! nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing! Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve! nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing! |
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| 6. | grot | ||
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Used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously horrible and fascinating. More specifically, used to describe someone that is simultaneously "grotesque" and "hot."
Oddly attractive, intriguing, or oddly pleasant "While Jordin Sparks (on American Idol) is overweight and somewhat of a beast, she is grot" ie there is something oddly attractive about her.
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| 7. | femje | ||
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A young man of jewish descent that has oddly feminine features/voice. The word originated from spanish/latin/french/igabo tribe. PRONOUNCED: FEM JAAH #1. That young man of jewish descent with oddly feminine features/voice is a femje.
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