octophant 

half elephant, half octopus and really cool animal, can be found in zoos

- what the hell do you have in your fishtank?
- thats octophant!
- are you mad? when it grows up it will eat us all!!!

octophant by octophant March 7, 2008

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

ovophantuums 

Ovo is a YouTube gamer who formerly streamed on twitch. He was banned due to a simple cum raid that a female took the wrong way. He is a very funny and entertaining man. Being that he is Canadian most things he says are very suspect. Some days he is black and some days he is slightly gay. He streams many games but is most known for NBA 2k and Fortnite. He also only has 1 eye.

Ian: Yo is OVOPhantuums gonna come out today or maybe he might even stream?
Snubby: Dude ovo met a girl on Instagram and she unfollowed him... he’s not streaming for a few days.
Ian: Dang we should just let him be... btw what time you think the code drops tomorrow?

ovophantuums by Ian Bitton August 5, 2018

Occuphant 

One whose large size requires the space of more than one seat on public transportation or airplane. (credit: David Witter)

Shoot! I have to get on at an earlier stop. Too many occuphants on this bus!

Occuphant by Weevie September 6, 2005

octohands 

A man or woman who can't keep their hand off of someone.

He has octohands. Just wrapping his arms all over me.
I felt smothered.

octohands by cmaslon June 23, 2009

Octopate

To octopate, octopation
To latch on to a person in a long-lasting, unwanted hug. Something similar to a glomp, except an octopation usually ends in a shove and a scream. Sometimes met with writhing and the yell of "RAPE! RAPE!"

1-"I tried to glomp Dave and he threw me off!"
"Wow, that's odd. He must have been having a bad day, it's really hard to octapote him."
2-"Marita totally octopated me outside my English class. Ew."

Octopate by Tara McGowan-Ross March 31, 2007

octopaniac

a person obsessed wit the octopus.

john: this one fine octopus

henry: damn john you fucking octopaniac

octopaniac by yourlocalallknowingdiscordmod April 9, 2024