octofist 

The act of inserting both hands in a girls vagina, interlocking the fingers, then while your hands are clasped, wiggling your fingers like an octopus.

If you want extra bang for your buck, you can keep your thumbs outside where they will be positioned perfectly to work on her clitoris.

Bro 1: man that chick last night was fucked she kept telling me how her ex boyfriend would octofist her every time they fucked.
Bro 2: wow dude she must have had quite the octopussy.

octofist by do'er March 27, 2011

Octofish 

An octopus and a fish combined. They are the most majestical creatures to ever exist. Distributed as a doodle on a piece of paper. Created by Anthony, Katie, and Blake. See website at

“This is an octofish. If you don’t want it, pass it on.”

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Octofish by Huffle_Bambino May 16, 2019

Octofish 

Something that may be confusing to others, but not you.

Person 1: *cracks a joke*
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Well that's an Octofish.

Octofish by couch gag May 5, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012