Fuck off oclock 

A rude way to answer someone's question when you don't know what time it is

"Yo Billy know what time it is?"

"Yeah it's fuck off oclock"

Fuck off oclock by Jack the trippa September 15, 2017

12 oclock feels 

when it’s midnight and you have nothing to do so you listen to sad music, and get in your feels.

“hey man wyd”-patrick

“nothing much just getting into my 12 oclock feels, hbu”-matt

12 oclock feels by tashia June 15, 2018

twelve oclock 

to do a whellie on any vehicle

yo, shorty twelve oclock dat bike, the back fender was scrapin the street.

twelve oclock by one, Oclock January 11, 2008

Dick Oclock 

The time of night when you are ready to go home with some guy, generally at a club.

A: "So, what's happening with you and that guy you're working
B: "In 5 minutes, it's gonna be dick oclock

"It's not dick oclock yet, i'm staying."

Dick Oclock by Dick O'Clock April 25, 2010

5 oclock shadow 

When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.

When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.

5 oclock shadow by JimmyT October 16, 2005

12'oclock hair 

This term- means when a guy has gorgeous, long hair (at least shoulder length).. and these people comb and take care of their beautiful hair in public.

The leader of silverchair used to have 12'oclock hair in the music video-- tomorrow!

12'oclock hair by rjbachar February 8, 2008

yeah oclock 

a no existent time made by a retard

it’s yeah oclock. no it’s not you’re just retarded

yeah oclock by chrispcremeee December 4, 2020