ockadoodle

Magically makes everything better. Just say it.

My old piano teacher used to say it when I messed up.

"Deep breath, ockadoodle... i'm straight now."

ockadoodle by charles chang May 13, 2005

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

cockadoodle dooed 

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

cockadoodle dooed by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011

Monster cockadoodledoo 

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

Monster cockadoodledoo by Mastercaboose June 25, 2016

Cockadoodle Deuce 

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

Cockadoodle Deuce by early riser July 13, 2009

cockadoodledouchebag 

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

cockadoodledouchebag by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017