when you are forced into a situation where you feel obligated to invite someone to an event when originally, you specifically planned to not invite him or her.
Damn man we have a problem and I don't know what to do, i was on the phone and Harvey overhead about the guys night out, he is such a tool but I felt bad so i Oblivited him. Sorry dude.
by the DCB January 11, 2008
When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.
Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.
"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016
Refers directly to the expression "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" -- in other words, having too large a quantity of something inside too small of a container.
My mother had quite an oblivit going with the all the meatballs she had cooking in that little skillet.
by nemesmith July 18, 2006
From the root word oblivious. Technology inserted into the ears that cuts you off from your local environmental sounds, rendering you audibly oblivious to your surrounding sounds.
by fcfcfcwearesolar April 20, 2023