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obviosity 

The quite obvious fact that an event happened right before your eyes, yet some jerk has to scream "did you see that!?!'
John had the obviosity to point out the apparent balloon that had just popped.
obviosity by surajr. May 31, 2011
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Obliviousity

The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.

Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.
He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?

oblivocity 

the amount of obliviousness that one has
i was so drunk when my dad came home but due to his oblivocity he didnt notice
oblivocity by caz alemien February 13, 2009

Obliviocity

To disappear from view at a speed that is un-noticeable. Watching an object that is receding into the distance at such a speed that you do not realise it is no longer there...
Staring at another person while on a heavy acid trip. The light around them fractures to the point where the dancing aurora meld into a kaleidoscopic hallucination and the subject slides into obliviocity.
Obliviocity by StuHefner July 30, 2011

Obviosity 

Obviosity is used to describe a situation where a person lays a trap or tells a lie in earnest but the trap/lie is so obvious it's stupid.
1: A lie.
Guy 1: "I just killed twelve super dragons and made them into burgers." (An actual attempt at lying.)
Guy 2: "That statement is riddled with obviosty. You couldn't kill a super dragon if you tried AND there' only ten super dragons in existence."

2: A trap.
Guy 1: "Alright! The guard left his post for lunch and there's the top secret information just sitting there unlocked and unprotected."
Guy 2: "This is sooo obviosity"
Obviosity by Halted Progress June 16, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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