And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.
So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
Jesus: Oh yeah man.
A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?
Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?
Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
guy #3 "hell yeah!"
guy number #2 to guy #3 "YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later.
Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.
Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.
though this game wasn't bad, it was an utter disgrace for a TES game.