Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

Obeliscolychne 

It really means lighthouse, but you can use it as an insult. It is in the top 13672526628277 worst insults.

Your dog: *biting you*

You: AHH GET AWAY YOU OBELISCOLYCHNE!!

Obeliscolychne by SliplongariousSlmander May 7, 2023

obelisk 

Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..

Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!

obelisk by chodeboi99 February 24, 2010

Obelisk 

Used to describe a person who is stubborn and hard headed. And memory is like an ancient atrifact: dusty and old.

Shaddap u dumb piece of obelisk!!!

Obelisk by Walking Dictionary wizard June 23, 2017

Obelisk the Tormentor 

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.

I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Lolurbanhooligan November 25, 2017

Turkish obelisk 

A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.

I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.

Turkish obelisk by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

obesism 

a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among body size determine individual achievement or worth, usually involving the idea that skinny people are superior and have the right to rule fat people.

"Hey man you constantly hide behind me during dodgeball games, ask if I want butter when I try to walk through a door, call me when they run out of floats at the pool, and try and see how many small children you can fit in my pants. I'm so tired of your fucking obesism you scrawny cocksucker."

obesism by McAlfy October 16, 2009