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obeastyality 

greasy fat vicious cunt that hasn't been fucking laid in 10 yrs.. can't get sex from any male member of the human race.Such a loser with the utmost fucked up personality that she desperately relies on her sick fucking fantasies for sex that she has to rely on farm animals or non members of the human race to get off.
That disgusting fat cunt needs to get laid so fucking bad...I think sh practices obeastyality
obeastyality by wooly September 7, 2004
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obestiality

A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people.
No fatties. I am not into obestiality.
obestiality by Frogs_and_Peas January 9, 2008
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obeastiality 

the act of having intercourse with obese animals.
Chucky,(ashamed), obeastiality is not the solution for your problems.
obeastiality by CHUCKY MARTINEZ February 16, 2008

obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.
Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.
obestiality by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

Obestiality

Similar to bestiality but with obese dogs...
Karl committed real obestiality when he fucked that 200 pound rottweiler.
Obestiality by Disgusting Human December 1, 2020

obestiality

Ewww. I can't believe you love fat animals. your obestiality sickens me!
obestiality by moose123 July 3, 2011
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murderhobo 

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