obdrhogr

A large, dark, slightly mournful humanoid biped who generally wears a tartan scarf and an ample baggy bathing suit. Found standing in cold water looking lost. Webbed feet & paws. Responds to queries with, What about a Schlitz?

Hold ooyr! Wold ye swoke?/ Ile lerne yew to rote anonk/ I' zephyr's hoyr./Ythroler yt zontomvogr:/ Hirr we go to the Obdrhogr./ A payle of Geese d'gzurrorr;/ Wie spend smaol coigns dr zie.