A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.
"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"
"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*
"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*
by I HATEOATMEAL October 3, 2021
Gary: Hey Jim can I have oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal
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