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someone who's social ineptitude and penchance for drunk dialling will always be a shock to anyone they encounter.

usually have skinny-buttoned phones.

tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.

although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
"dguykgu i love you<3"

"you're such an oatking".

"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny buttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"
by x1x1x1x1x1x1 April 09, 2010
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