1) An over-rated sub-country of the USA located in the armpit of the USA
2) A cold, expensive, city, where any outdoor activity is near next to impossibe to do due the the complete impossibility to get around. This is caused by incredible traffic and expense of owning one
3) A place where the obnoxious local residents, most of whom have never lived any place other than NYC, believe to be the center of the known universe
2) A cold, expensive, city, where any outdoor activity is near next to impossibe to do due the the complete impossibility to get around. This is caused by incredible traffic and expense of owning one
3) A place where the obnoxious local residents, most of whom have never lived any place other than NYC, believe to be the center of the known universe
If you like to do anything other than go to clubs, bars, museums, and brag about living in NYC than NYC is not for you!
by Homey G Slice February 7, 2007
1) An over-rated sub-country of the USA located in the armpit of the USA
2) A cold, expensive, city, where any outdoor activity is near next to impossibe to do due the the complete impossibility to get around. This is caused by incredible traffic and expense of owning one
3) A place where the obnoxious local residents, most of whom have never lived any place other than NYC, believe to be the center of the known universe
2) A cold, expensive, city, where any outdoor activity is near next to impossibe to do due the the complete impossibility to get around. This is caused by incredible traffic and expense of owning one
3) A place where the obnoxious local residents, most of whom have never lived any place other than NYC, believe to be the center of the known universe
If you like to do anything other than go to clubs, bars, museums, and brag about living in NYC than NYC is not for you!
by Homey G Slice February 7, 2007
An extremely disgusting/corrupt and overrated city that still thinks that it’s in its hay-day of the 1950s. The United Nations is there, but it’s an ornament and means absolutely nothing/does absolutely nothing for the betterment of that city or humanity (the city is literally PLAGUED with homelessness and nobody seems to care). The Statue of Liberty is just another ornament and means absolutely nothing. People are slaves to the money in that city and REFUSE to acknowledge it. You can be GOD himself and these people would still walk over you for their own benefit. You can be BUDDHA or every other important figure in the history of humanity and New Yorkers WILL mistreat, exploit, and abuse you and then ignore you once you seek justice.
Random 15-year-old: “I’m going to move to NYC at age 18 to achieve my dreams as a dancer!!!”
Random 15-year-old (at age 27): “I’ve been here for the past few years and I’m about to commit suicide. I’ve become a meth addict because I resorted to meth because it’d help me stay up during the long hours for the minimum wage jobs that were helping me afford a room (that I was sharing with 37 other women/men) in the outskirts of the Bronx. I’ve been raped 89 times here and nobody cares. I’m now living in a studio on 46th st. that’s 4 sq. ft. by 2 sq. ft. and I have to sleep standing up. It’s fucking abusive. I even had to sell an organ in the black market for 15 days of rent. I’ve had to resort to drug dealing and prostitution just to afford rent. They don’t give a shit about me in the dance industry. Why? I’m a BIG FAT OBESE BLACK LESBIAN BLACK GIRL WITH A PROTRUDING VAGINA (which is fetishised in the sex industry). I also have a ‘bad’ reputation for flicking off Anna Wintour after she was walking out of the Condé Nast torture towers because she’s a ‘frail’ old lady — for some strange reason, she’s been frail and old for the past 80 years? Anyway, where was I? I’m about to hang myself. This is NOT the city of dreams... it’s the city of NIGHTMARES. Too many fake grins here. GOOD BYE... or maybe I’ll just catch a plane to Sweden tomorrow and save myself.”
Random 15-year-old (at age 27): “I’ve been here for the past few years and I’m about to commit suicide. I’ve become a meth addict because I resorted to meth because it’d help me stay up during the long hours for the minimum wage jobs that were helping me afford a room (that I was sharing with 37 other women/men) in the outskirts of the Bronx. I’ve been raped 89 times here and nobody cares. I’m now living in a studio on 46th st. that’s 4 sq. ft. by 2 sq. ft. and I have to sleep standing up. It’s fucking abusive. I even had to sell an organ in the black market for 15 days of rent. I’ve had to resort to drug dealing and prostitution just to afford rent. They don’t give a shit about me in the dance industry. Why? I’m a BIG FAT OBESE BLACK LESBIAN BLACK GIRL WITH A PROTRUDING VAGINA (which is fetishised in the sex industry). I also have a ‘bad’ reputation for flicking off Anna Wintour after she was walking out of the Condé Nast torture towers because she’s a ‘frail’ old lady — for some strange reason, she’s been frail and old for the past 80 years? Anyway, where was I? I’m about to hang myself. This is NOT the city of dreams... it’s the city of NIGHTMARES. Too many fake grins here. GOOD BYE... or maybe I’ll just catch a plane to Sweden tomorrow and save myself.”
by Elsa Buttersworth January 1, 2020
A crappy old subway system where trains are always delayed, and the system is dirty with littered trash and rats. In is also very crowded, and the doors are always being held and squeeze to get in.
However It is quite satisficing when listening to the trains announcements and engines. (Stand clear of the Closing doors please), (buzzzzzzzzzzz)
However It is quite satisficing when listening to the trains announcements and engines. (Stand clear of the Closing doors please), (buzzzzzzzzzzz)
Common, I'm gonna be late for work, but the NYC Subway is so messy and trashy that the trains always are delayed!!! But I do love the sounds, so I guess worth it?
by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021
NYC diesel is a strong strain of marijuana, it is very potent and danky(skunky). One hit and your good some of the best weed ive had.
dude what is in that blunt wrap, NYC diesel
by goooooogle bob July 11, 2006
NYC Thots are the kind of trash you get from the corner of any street. You meet them hoes at bars, clubs, parks, schools, etc. Anywhere a thot is needed she is there. One in particular is a Soul thot. She suck yo dick so good yo soul leave yo body. You mainly call NYC Thots, soul takers.
Them: Damn bruh you ever got that Soul Taker?
You: These NYC Thots go hard!
Them: Yeah my nigga, that shit was like an out of body experience!
You: These NYC Thots go hard!
Them: Yeah my nigga, that shit was like an out of body experience!
by Yoinkey April 23, 2019
NYC-Vana is when someone who lives in NYC gets so stressed from their lives, the financial struggles, the congestion, etc that they actually reach a tipping point of nirvana in which they start dancing.
I saw a man with NYC-vana at the supermarket; he was grooving in front of the frozen veggie aisle to the store's music blaring through the speakers.
by popchassid March 19, 2020