A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022

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Nutritionist

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.

"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"

Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

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nitwit

An idiot, a fool

He's a complete nitwit

nitwit by Geoff September 13, 2003

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