Nastiness Curve 

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

Nastiness Curve by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015

numb-nuttedness 

1: Acts or behavior displaying extreme stupidity or callousness; anything typically characteristic of a really big dink.
2: Acts or behavior that involves such injury to one's testes as to render them (temporarily or permanantly) incapable of feeling.

1: "I'm pretty sure he just swore at a cop! I haven't seen such numb-nuttedness in ages!"
2: "I went for a jog once in february...in my boxers. I've heard of numb-nuttedness, but this was ridiculous!"

numb-nuttedness by Joe Beecher October 3, 2007

nursiness 

Strict attention to protocol especially in a clinical setting, such as sterile technique.

Nurse Deb: “Dr. J here’s an alcohol swab for connecting that bag of pain medicine “
Dr J: “Not required, this isn’t a port... but I appreciate your level of Nursiness”

nursiness by JewcyDeb August 26, 2020

blissful mysterious nastiness 

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

blissful mysterious nastiness by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007

Buttiness 

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.

1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.

Buttiness by saberscars May 25, 2011

Buttiness 

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.

I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.

Buttiness by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

Snazziful-Niftiness 

Two words that both mean attractive or stylish combined for a bunch of syllables you dont really need. Sounds great with coffee!! It means what ever you might be describing is snazzifully nifty so the fact that it is nifty is pretty snazzy!!!

My fridge is full of snazziful-niftiness!

Snazziful-Niftiness by Sarah R. February 4, 2008