Medium sized, working/middle class North Jersey town situated between Belleville, Clifton, and Bloomfield. Exactly what a non Jersey resident thinks of when they think of NJ. In fact was mentioned several times on the Sopranos. Think guidos, fake tans, big hair, great Italian food and pizza. Fun Fact: Annie Oakley and Martha Stuart grew up there.
by Nutleyite March 13, 2009
by justForShits January 23, 2011
Nutley is a small little town where there are plenty of places to go and eat with your friends and have a good old time. The only problem though however is the how rude the kids are they think there better than everyone else because they got money. You can’t ever walk around Nutley without a bunch of white girls with there Starbucks and pink sweatshirts on look you up and down if your not basic like them. Which gets on my fucking nerves. And another thing is that you get bullied there a lot because if your not popular in Nutley then your a nobody and there’s a lot of girls and boys who get picked on because I see it happen. And lastly there is a really bad drug problem in Nutley that Governor Christie had to come into Washington school and talk about it with the LEAD program. And also I’ve witnessed high schoolers smoke weed at the park as well. And over the past 2 years there has been countless amount of cars that have either been stolen or broken into.
by Lil_Ricky_20 April 15, 2018
Someone who has pale skin and chode fingers, usually ginger. Commonly considered to be the ultimate reasoning for abortion.
Person 1: Why does Kane Nutley only eat bread?
Person 2: He can't lift anything else up with his chode fingers.
Person 2: He can't lift anything else up with his chode fingers.
by Messiah of Masturbation June 13, 2018
A metaphor for a train which stops for no one, nothing and nowhere. In it's 62 years service, it has instituted the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the long awaited reunification of East and West Germany; helped America elect it's first African American president in the form of Barack Obama, and is well on it's way to the destruction of demin jackets, leading to eventual worldwide justice. After this project, due to be finished in 2027, she will be frozen in space in a satellite orbiting the Earth, as so to be ready incase there is another worldwide crisis (the idea is based on Dr Evil in the Austin Powers movie, but not evil).
Person 1: 'Hey, I think that's our train...'
Person 2: 'No, that's the Nutley train, ther's no way we will survive...'
Person 2: 'No, that's the Nutley train, ther's no way we will survive...'
by The Plough Hotel April 21, 2009
Predominantly Italian neighborhood in New Jersey, with a small number is hispanics and chinese. was voted 38th best place to live IN NEW JERSEY although it is a technically a blue zone the democrats living there are generally not as outspoken as the republicans, so to an outsider, it would seem predominantly red. However, that is not to say that there aren’t many republicans. driving down most streets in nutley, you’ll seem some sort of republican memorabilia, whether it be a lawn sign or a blue lives matter flag. there is an incredibly low amount of openly lgbt population, which doesn’t mean that they aren’t there, it just means that they’re afraid of being called fag while walking down the street to get a slice a of pizza from the “famous” pizzeria ralph’s near yantacaw elementary school. speaking of slurs, most kids in nutley, due to an extremely low amount of african americans living there, believe that they can use the n word, because their black friends allow them. most use some sort of drug, whether it be weed, alcohol, cigarettes, or the infamous juuling. most juulers get their juul/pods at a convenience store near the high school, which sells to everyone as long as you look around 14. the average age to lose your virginity is 13. the general population looks like the cast of jersey shore, and the houses generally aren’t very large, with most families lying around middle class, some approaching but not reaching upper middle class, and some others in lower middle.
Hey, Anthony, Antonio, Ant, Tony, I’m heading over to Nutley, NJ to buy some pods! Wanna come with and get wings at Gone With The Wings after?
by mintismyfavorite October 13, 2018
Teenagers ages 13-18 that drink extreme amounts of alcohol on any day where there is no school the next day
Person: Hey man, you should sober up.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.
by $auceMan February 14, 2018