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Nutdealer 

Person 1: Make an anagram from Undertale
Person 2: Nutdealer.
(Other examples: Unrelated, Rental Due, Nude Alert)
Nutdealer by AntsaBoi March 13, 2019
Related Words
nutdog nutdo Nutdozer nutjob nutroll Nuthole nutbox nutsock NutNovember NuttO
A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*
When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.
Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.
nutlock by JHE June 1, 2009

nuthouse 

The right place for you, if you are nuts or somehow crazy
I'm crazy, I go to the nuthouse and feel fine.
nuthouse by tatu66 January 27, 2012

nutdrainer  

Anyone or anything so sexy that is likely to "drain" a guy's nuts during masturbation.
"Do you see that cheerleader down there? Talk about a nutdrainer now let me tell you!"
nutdrainer by super69isfine March 15, 2009

Social Netdork 

a person who after seeing The Social Network, a Facebook film by David Fincher, creates his own website to become a billionaire too.
#1 Hey, have you seen FACELOOK, the site a guy from next dorm created? It's cool, man.

#2 Nah, I'm not interested in what another Social Netdork invented.