chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

by Dance Explo September 18, 2013

Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

by IrkenAmara May 4, 2011

Irish nutcracker

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

French Nutcracker

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

by Pimp Daddy January 9, 2005

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 4, 2018

Kawasaki Nutcracker

This involves a male, female, and a dirt bike. The female puts her hands on the handlebars while the male sits on the rear wheel of the dirt bike. They should form a sort of human pyramid. During this the male eats out the female. When she orgasms, she revs the engine of the dirt bike tearing off the genitals of the male.

Jenny tricked Fred her Ex into partaking in the Kawasaki Nutcracker tradition.

by ttriods69 January 15, 2015

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010