A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.
by Sylvia/Shaun May 14, 2008
Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.
by jonboy absolute February 11, 2012
One of the Best kid's story ever made,
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.
by diableincarne December 30, 2004
the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs
by andy kallick February 1, 2006
In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
by DariusDudeGuy April 9, 2017
A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.
by teh pwn January 6, 2006