A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.
“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”
by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019
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1.) A phrase uttered after you totally dissed your hommies.

2.) When Karma hits a person really really hard, they have just been served a healthy portion of nut-salad.
Hey bitch I saw yo momma sucking some dick again down at the docks.....NUT-SALAD!!!

After getting caught cheating on his wife again.....he was served a healty portion of nut-salad at his divorce....
by Sucka fo Life August 15, 2006
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The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.
Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!
by Jzanola January 8, 2022
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A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 8, 2008
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