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Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

glorified nut rub 

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.
Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub
glorified nut rub by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

Nut Rubber 

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.
I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.
Nut Rubber by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

rubber nut 

When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.
Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber nut?
Friend2: Yeah!
rubber nut by xFreedomx May 28, 2008
The motion of rubbing ones nuts in a circular motion in order to achieve a sense of relief or sexual pleasure.
example 1:
liam: wot the hell are you doing?
aaron: giving them a nutrub, they're itchy.

example 2:
aaron: im bored.
liam: im not, im giving my self a nutrub, its great.
nutrub by Aaron Payne December 13, 2008

nutrubbers 

(v.) type of gender that prefers to solicit sexually attractive professional females to "rube one out" on her couch while providing therapeutic services.

(v.) type of female that attempts to thotinize male workers on the job.
1. An attractive female walks down the street while the gender population cat calls her. she states, "i heard there's about to be another protest soon so what's your address nutrubbers?" (her papi got a gun permit).

2. A glimpses at A too sexy for my shirt male while he's working on a project. She attempts to do the "bend and snap" attempting to get his attention. He said, "eh yo, thotnoxious, I got the badnesst bitch wearin my chain, pick your nutrubbers up and get the fuck off this block".
nutrubbers by genhustler November 16, 2020