Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

Nut Salad by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019

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nut-salad

1.) A phrase uttered after you totally dissed your hommies.

2.) When Karma hits a person really really hard, they have just been served a healthy portion of nut-salad.

Hey bitch I saw yo momma sucking some dick again down at the docks.....NUT-SALAD!!!

After getting caught cheating on his wife again.....he was served a healty portion of nut-salad at his divorce....

nut-salad by Sucka fo Life August 15, 2006

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Related Words

nut-salad • Nut-ass salad • Nut Seed Salad • Nut • nut sack • Nut Huggers • nut cracker • nut meg • nut juice • Nut rag

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

Nut Seed Salad by Jzanola January 7, 2022

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Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

Nut-ass salad by volleymac December 9, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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