nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

chocolate nut fudge

When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts

"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom

"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry

by The giver of Info February 11, 2022

double nut fudge

When two men are engaging in anal sex, and the man who's inserting his penis' balls slap against the other man's anus, to an extent where a fudge-like coating of feces over both nuts is created.

Also, a kind of coffee.

"We were going at it so hard I had a double nut fudge"

or

"Are you going to have the double nut fudge, or try the Brooklyn brew?"

by xylobone November 9, 2009

Fudge nuts

Shitty balls

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.

by Fudgenut December 10, 2016

Oh Nuts! Oh Fudge!

Gently dropping your nuts onto your significant other eyes while giving they are giving you a rim job while batting there eyes.

The Oh nuts! Oh Fudge! i got last night was great!!!

by H.D. Humperdink September 1, 2006

Fudge Nut Brownie Explosion

Now first of all, you need to eat a couple handfulls of whole, un-chewed peanuts about 2 hours prior to game time. Now that you've prepared, your gonna wanna squat over a girls face and simultaneously cum down-wards onto her face while shitting peanut-shit, also onto her face.

After a long night at the bar snacking on bar nuts, Jeffery knew tonight his girlfriend was getting the Fudge Nut Brownie Explosion.

by MichaelsonIsKingOfYourMom May 25, 2010

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts

Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.

by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020