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numptcake 

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.
1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!
numptcake by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009
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someone that is crazy, insane, stupid, irrational, etc - combination of words nut & fruitcake
age is turning my father into a nutcake
nutcake by rscott June 16, 2007
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nuitcake 

someone that is crazy, insane, irrational, stupid, etc - combination of the words nut & fruitcake
old age is turning my father into a nuitcake
nuitcake by rscott June 16, 2007
When a gay man gets nutted on his cake by another man after finishing anal sex.

Male version of Creampie.
"yo yk Tyler"

"yeah why"

"Dude I actually wanna give him a NutCake so bad."
NutCake by purplebeans17 February 19, 2024