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numberwhore

A person with an uncanny but mostly useless ability to remember long strings of account numbers, phone numbers of elementary schoolmates, and/or the SSNs of siblings or exes
Jennifer: Hey, you remember that guy we met 9 years ago at the beach? I wish I could remember his number. He was cute.
Lisa: It's 555-867-5309. You're so lucky I'm a numberwhore.
numberwhore by jezebel73 October 8, 2009
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numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.
Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*
numbersexual by anonymous February 7, 2021

Numberbet 

All of the numbers listed together. Just like the alphabet but the numbers.
Our teacher made us say the whole numberbet.

numbersexual

Someone who experiences sexual enjoyment from doing math problems.
That numbersexual was moaning while doing his math homework.
numbersexual by classholes November 26, 2014

numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.
Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*
numbersexual by anonymous February 7, 2021

Numberlemon 

A numbershow run on the internet which behaves like a democracy, what with all the votes deciding what to do with the characters. Pretty chill, unless there's drama, in which case it's not chill. Inspired by Numberfanagram, and is not a ripoff of it
I WANNA BE IN NUMBERLEMON!!
You can't, your on the blacklist
;-;
Numberlemon by ~*Taco of Chaos*~ October 23, 2020

numberology 

not to be confused with its more popular cousin, 'numerology', NUMBERology is the study of correlations between the NUMBERS (which are real, unlike 'numers') we see in our environment and the events that occur around the same time. common examples include golden birthdays, anagram time (eg at 10:01 am or pm bust out an anagram, just for fun), and historical coincidences (see example below).
from astrological numberology:

S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?

R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
numberology by tagonist May 24, 2011