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the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war. *Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option-- --for this facebook pokewar-- --which i have, incidentally, just declared.-- -- however i have also-- --decided to take this one all the way-- --up the escalation ladder-- --right at the outset-- --because im cool like that-- -- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons-- -- so now the choice is yours:-- --you can continue fighting this conflict-- --in vain-- --but just know-- --that this was merely-- --a small, initial first strike-- --a single "nuclear poke"-- --if you will...-- -- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.-- --you have been warned.-- |
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