Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.

Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.

by Nirvanafanatic619 July 30, 2020

Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.

Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.

by Pippy Chicken February 18, 2016