nubmuf 

A combination of the word nub (noob) and a muffin. Noob is derived from the phrase new player and a muffin is a tasty baked good.

I just demolished that kid. He is such a nubmuf.

nubmuf by fargged ur muthah February 26, 2008

nubmuffin 

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller

josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin

nubmuffin by Matt November 23, 2004

Nugmuffin

An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.

Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!

Nugmuffin by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014

nubmuff

a person who is garbage at a particular video game. usually gets owned in first person shooters. a shortened term for nubmuffin.

"Hey Wiley I just popped that guy's dome."
-"Yea Con Con thats cause he is a nubmuff."

nubmuff by Penguin on Fir3 May 21, 2008

Nutmuffin 

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

Nutmuffin by Connor November 4, 2003