nub stiffy

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why

by ArcheryNerd July 8, 2013

Nub nugget

A wide and tiny, cork sized blimp dick.

by Dee williams November 18, 2021

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 1, 2008

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.

Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich

by Graww of Tyria August 25, 2008

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

by Happy Cancer Guy March 30, 2018

A person whom may have nubs for a limb and puts them up someone’s butt

Damn! He gave her a whole nub stub!

by Jamesliknubs May 21, 2022

Like cock-blocking, except it's for when the doc isn't very big.

Yo, Connor was hittin' on this chick and I slid on in with the little dick jokes, yeah, I was nub-stubbin his ginger ass.

by Rotasevian April 27, 2017