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Someone who particularly sucks at life or possibly cant excell no matter what he or she does
wow michael is such a nub
max isnt a nub
elijah is a nub

benny is a nub
sebas is a nub because he likes ac milan
by MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH doo doo my sh September 20, 2010
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If someone hand has been removed, then the end of the arm is seen to be a "nub"
hey dude, i like you're nub" "thanks dude, i had my hand removed especially for it
by onomlynne June 17, 2010
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Someone or something who is particularly small, runt-like, annoying, or stupid.
Girl 1: Did you see what he just did?!
Girl 2: Yeah I know, he's such a nub.
by Lauruh March 29, 2010
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one who isn't a noob (played a game for some time), but plays like one
kid watches people run in front of their screen and decides that it would be a awsome idea to plant an explosive= nub
by dez_nutz March 25, 2009
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An enigmatic weirdo. Especially one that is cute and makes silly faces. Can be found speaking in a language comprised of only the word "nub.". Often redheaded.
"Nub nub nub nub!" cried the nub.
by Kaptainkmk April 25, 2011
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A person who is elite yet acts stupid and noobish but does it to hide their true strength
You are such a Nub to have defeated the champion in that tournament
by KuroshitsujiWowPlayer April 07, 2011
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NOT pronounced noob, instead pronounced nuhb

1) a short bit of something

2) an annoying person (see cockblock or killjoy

3) a derogatory term for short people

4) and endearing way to tease your friends (see sillybilly)
1) person 1: look at that pencil nub!!!

person 2: yeah! it's like, 5 centimeters long

2) Ugh!! Cathy totally stopped me from hooking up with Steve!!! God, What a nub.

3) She's Such a nub!! She's like 5 ft tall

4) Aaw, you're such a nubbly nub!! Luv Ya!!!
by gabathy December 26, 2010
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