nub

slight variation to the l337 word n00b

you nubsauce.

by brian January 21, 2004

nub

Similar to noob.

It's like noob as it can be used as an insult when commenting on an act someone did (something stupid)

*It's also like noob as you can fool with newbs. (It is the reason why the definitions are so messed up)

You can call a friend a nub.

MOST IMPORTANT:
You use nub when you are talking about someone who is definitely NOT a newb.
Un-like noob which is used in almost every situation under the sun)

"what a nub <insert explanation>" - most common
"lol nub"

*
: lol nub
~: nub?
~: was is this 'nub'
: j00 lolololz
~: I AM NOT A NOOB!
: XD"

by Tharcide September 10, 2006

nub

all of you people got it wrong in europe a nub is a dick dick=nub

guy 1:i think that guy over there has a boner.
guy 2:really? if so he must have a tiny nub

by lord cockles December 28, 2010

nub

someone who is a complete failure, dork, or loser. basically a failure at life. it is the ultimate insult. someone who uses nub as an insult after you just insulted them as a nub, definitely is a nub, and if you have to ask what it is, then you are one.

Girl speaks insults another girl...
Rachel: "Amy your such a nub"
Amy: "No your a nub"
This makes Amy a huge nub

used in a sentance
"Isn't Amy Shaughnessy a huge nub?"

by rachelshag April 19, 2009

nub

Somone with a big mouth and a small dick.

Guy: STFU! I COULD PWN YOU ANYDAY!!

Me: Go to bed nub.

by Odyss3y July 2, 2005

nub

A term, generally used by Halo players, used when an ally does something so ridiculous that regular obscenities will not do the player justice.

"hey man sweet i just killed a guy after shooting like 5 rockets"

"yeah, too bad you kill me 3 times in that process you fucking nub"

by XDY March 15, 2006

nub

A penis with no shaft just a head.

Have you seen Dups nub??

by dups alex May 17, 2008