nuarf 

An exclamation meaning SHIT or PISS for use in a civilized crowd or for just making people go, "What the fuck is that guy on?"

Ex. 1

person 1: "Dude, I just got an F on my report card."

person 2: "Nuarf dude, your parents are gonna lock you in that closet again!"

Ex. 2

You step in dogshit and say "shit!" and you get hit by old ladies.

You step in dogshit and say "nuarf!" and the old lady walks up to you and says, "Awwww... Are you lost?"

nuarf by thargar14 January 4, 2008

Nwarf 

A very short black person. Short for Nigger dwarf.

Sanic: Yo dongo, how tall are you?
Dongo: 165 cm bro
BIG MF: FUCKING NWARF LMAOOOO

Nwarf by BIGMFLUDD May 2, 2021

Narf Bag 

An extremely lame, and unattractive individual, lacking even the most basic social skills, completely repulsive to the opposite sex.

"Would you ever date him?"
"No way in hell, he's a total Narf Bag!"

Narf Bag by ragingquietly February 7, 2010

Narfisse 

Danish for a vagina that fools people, it fools people all the the time by seeming like a innocent vagina, but it's really an asshole disguising as a vagina

" Baben is a narfisse ", " Kenneth said Babe was a narfisse "m, " Prada kaldte Baben en narfisse ", " Narfissan "

Narfisse by X'en October 4, 2011

ngarf

(noun) - a word used to amplify and express an emotion relating to the event or situation.

NGARF?! Did he really do that? :O
ngarf, im so sad that he died :(
NGARF!!! we won the game today :D

ngarf by ngarfer February 16, 2010

NARFAB 

When you get a boner for no reason (no apparent reason for a boner=NARFAB)

bro, i have a huge NARFAB right now

NARFAB by coolkid696969696969696969 April 15, 2022

Young Narfer 

A young homey from North Richmond, California. Young Narfers represent with New York Yankees hats and tattoos.

G Baby: Hey fool! I saw some bustas from Central Rich dippin' on D Block! They were dissin' Young Chewy and White Boi!

Black: Get the straps, son. You Young Narfers are gonna become Lil Hittas tonight!

Young Narfer by ZXY&ABC January 8, 2020