A long winded, emotional fueled text message that is painful to read and just shear complaining. It often spans over multiple screen shots.
So a man got out of the shower and walked over to check his phone. It contained many text messages from his girlfriend complaining about some negative bullshit to which he replayed: "What the fuck is this sob novel."
by ws124 June 28, 2016
A Graphic Novel is a collection of comic book issues usually reprinted in better quality on better quality paper. It is much more expensive than regular comic books due to its extended amount of pages. The term "Graphic Novel" can also refer to comic books that have a more adult-oriented theme.
Person 1: Have you ever read "Watchmen" by Alan Moore?
Person 2: Yeah, I think it's awesome. It set the new foundation of the term "Graphic Novel" along with Frank Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and Will Eisner's "A Contract with God."
Person 2: Yeah, I think it's awesome. It set the new foundation of the term "Graphic Novel" along with Frank Miller's "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and Will Eisner's "A Contract with God."
by Ellis Kim October 1, 2006
A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction.
"We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."
"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"
-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)
"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"
-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)
by Fight Clubber February 25, 2009
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Junjou Romantica is about Misaki, Usagi, Hiro, Nowaki, Miyagi, and Shinobu. They are all boys they are all together. This is a BL Novel.
by MaxLogan September 12, 2008
Going into a library, taking a deuce in a novel, smushing it closed and returning it back to the shelf.
by Mysterious dumper October 8, 2017
my stimulations for those oh so lonely nights
by fucknut April 7, 2005