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Nottingham 

A city in the EAST MIDLANDS. Get it? Not the north for all you Southerners who have never seen life north of London, MIDLANDS.
A- I'm from Nottingham
B- Oh yeah, that's in the north right?
A- Its in the east midlands you cunt
Nottingham by Jojo_x July 4, 2009

Nottingham Trent

Nottingham Trent, The place to be if you are dedicating the next 3 years of your life to the sesh. Trent doesn’t care about University of Nottingham because Trent is having too much fun to care.

Every night is like a year 6 disco. Dirty Monday’s in Pom Pom or Wednesdays in ocean. Either way you’re probable immune to any disease after visiting these places.
Nottingham Trent is the best uni in the midlands

Nottingham 

The World's Best City, unfortunately located very close to Derby. Luckily it still manages to stay greatest.
I live in Nottingham. Whoopee.

Nottingham, NH 

Nothing. This town has nothing. One little convenience store, that's it.
*points at air*
Oh look! There's Nottingham, NH.
Nottingham, NH by Shmian August 3, 2009

nothingham 

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.
Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!
nothingham by Carrot June 22, 2014

Nottingham 

The capital of drunken violence. Go Nottingham!!! Also, the world's greatest city. Unlike Derby
Do you live in Nottingham? I do.