Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

Empty Notifications by Chuplis July 16, 2009

rainin' notifications 

Rainin' notifications means getting multiple notifications on your device at the same time

Person 1: What's that noise?
Person 2: My phone's rainin' notifications and I can't turn 'em off

rainin' notifications by Tumblerocket May 4, 2017

3 notifications 

when you send someone 3 notifications to tell them you miss then

you gave me 3 notifications do you miss them?

3 notifications by maxtaunt January 14, 2022

- All notifications are deleted successfully

- All notifications are deleted successfully

- All notifications are deleted successfully

- All notifications are deleted successfully by Daisyle216 April 12, 2022

turn off your notifications 

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

turn off your notifications by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue 

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025

notification squad 

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.

NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!1!1

notification squad by Ladondorf May 12, 2016