gay notgay 

When a man eats another man’s ass on accident during a three-some with a woman.

I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so it’s gay notgay.

gay notgay by Larrykernen April 13, 2022

im not gay 

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

im not gay by Very good name August 20, 2020

I'm not gay seat 

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay 

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018

ur mom not gay 

The ultimate compliment. If you use this on another mortal it will cure them of all illnesses.

Blake: Ur mom not gay
Dead Person: *Literally rises from the grave and hugs him for curing his death*

ur mom not gay by Ultimate-Savior May 17, 2018

notgays

A condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. Often used in movies or TV shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heterosexuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a homosexual character.

First popularized by Harry Plinkett of RedLetterMedia in his review of Star Trek (2009).

Viewers might have thought Spock and Kirk are gay for each other, but since J.J. Abrams made Kirk a ladies' man and had Spock be in a weird relationship with Uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.

notgays by Backlace August 6, 2011

its not gay if its a threeway 

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.

John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

its not gay if its a threeway by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014