A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate
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That nigga got the monkeys from some bitch up the block that everbody fucked raw
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Eww bitch get away from me, your burnin.
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A womens vagina (better known as pussy)
Let me ram my dick in your monkey.
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A furry animal that shall soon be the rulers of the universe. They have big ears.
"They're coming man. The monkeys. They're coming for me!"
by Skiff December 31, 2004
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Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.
Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!
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