Skip to main content

I’m not new to this, I’m true to this 

I have been doing this for a very long time, therefore I do it very well.
Wow you’re a really good biker!”

“I’m not new to this, I’m true to this.”

New Paltz Not 

The "New Paltz Not" phenomenon is when an attractive dudes will significantly lower their dating standards to accommodate to the female selection at SUNY New Paltz. This issue takes place the women who attend New Paltz think they have "all that" and that they believe that they are "a catch" and that men aint shit when in reality the women of this area have essentially nothing to offer. Most would think that a 7:3 female to male ratio may seem appealing at first, but let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 70% women, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 35%. Then factoring in those in relationships and others who cannot hold a 5 minute conversation, were looking at something closer to 10-15%. You soon begin to question whether girls you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a coked-out, wanna-be vegan with no sense of direction. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.
Liam: "I need your opinion, is this chick "real-world" hot or just New Paltz not?"
Mike: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
New Paltz Not by SchmeatlessMonday October 14, 2020

BTS new member is Key not Shinee 

BTS new member is Key not Shinee
BTS new member is Key not Shinee

its not like youre good enough to come up with a new word and have everyone use it 

Zerobaseone new member is Han Tim (?)(not sure) 

Zerobaseone new member is Han Tim (?)(not sure)
Zerobaseone new member is Han Tim (?)(not sure)

New York State's Age Of Consent Is Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Is Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
New York State's Age Of Consent Is Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak