not hit list

a hit list so long that it's more worth while to just name the people you'd rather keep alive. this way you have more time to start killin' off the ones NOT on the list.

hit list:
1. osama
2. kid in chem.
3. other kid in chem.
4. other other kid in chem.
5. ...

screw this, i'll make a not hit list:
1. my bff, jill.
2. boyfriend.

there, that about does it.

not hit list by Ann Omous October 2, 2007

I Did Not Hit Her 

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

I Did Not Hit Her by Alex-2598 February 23, 2021

Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.

She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.

Would Not Hit by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep 

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

not hitting on shit 

if youre from atl or where im from in georgia, then yk this phrase means something or somebody’s lame or not talkin bout nun.

girl: *texting being dry and boring*
me: man you not hitting on shit, bye.

or

me: *is at main event and barely anybody’s here and its lame*
also me: *man main event ain hittin on shit*

not hitting on shit by anonymous September 15, 2020

Not hitting 

Similar to "That doesn't hit the spot".

Def: A slang phrase meaning something doesn't satisfy expectations.

Ew! These nachos are not hitting!

Not hitting by PoppedPink May 28, 2022