if its not hard its not right 

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

if its not hard its not right by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021

Be smart not hard 

Be smart not hard

Dylan be smart not hard

Be smart not hard by Kolaoq September 21, 2021

not very hard trance

someone who wears the wrong shirt

Hey Nick, that shirts not very hard trance!

not very hard trance by Totallyshelfish April 4, 2011

not fully hard

Aka, a semi boner. this phrase is used by fags who try and make there meat seem bigger

i’m not fully hard btw

not fully hard by lickmyballs2121 May 6, 2018

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? by iuefuh August 22, 2023

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016