do not go there 

An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".

A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.

do not go there by The Mensa Man December 14, 2011

Elevator does not go to the top floor 

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

Elevator does not go to the top floor by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure 

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019

DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH 

It's a outcry to open and willing DRUNK women in the Hampton Roads, VA area to never leave the bar with Navy men.

A friend drunk texts you and says they may go home with a group of hotties. You reply QUICKLY with "DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH!"

DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH by Drunken Wisdom May 5, 2009

Why not go head 

A sticker I got that is on my phone

Me: look at this sticker
Friend: oh cool it says why not go head

Why not go head by ~[•.•]~ June 23, 2022

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! 

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! by thedzone October 3, 2009

Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200! 

A phrase that indicates you should directly do something, and make no other pit stops or detours along the way, because whatever precious activity is 100% over

As soon as I heard shots in the parking lot at the concert, I went straight home. I did not pass go, did not collect $200! (Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200!)

Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200! by wineplease93 February 25, 2022