not intended to be a factual statement 

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

not intended to be a factual statement by fresair May 2, 2011

Not intended to be a factual statement 

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

Not intended to be a factual statement by dbrow127 May 4, 2011

Was not intended to be a factual statement 

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

Was not intended to be a factual statement by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

was not intended to be a factual statement 

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.

Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.

was not intended to be a factual statement by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011

NotActuallyEvil 

Your points are true, but I have actually made it quite far with Shiftry on my team making it to Elite Four in my league on the Azure PS side server, and have felt more confident with it than I ever will with Cradily

NotActuallyEvil thinks he's so good for using Shiftry on his team instead of the far better pokemon, Cradily.

NotActuallyEvil by TheRukt July 18, 2017

Notactuallyalice 

notactuallyalice is a poggers person!! whoever hates notactuallyalice is automatically homophobic and a dick, notactuallyalice is also a top! not a bottom :)

Cool guy: Yoo! Have you seen notactuallyalice? He’s so cool.
Fuckin’ dick head: no i hate them
Cool guy: DNI IF YOU HATE NOTACTUALLYALICE

Notactuallyalice by eclipse_NOTALICE September 27, 2021

notactuallydani 

Jaquetta who loves animals. AYO you don’t wanna hear me you just wanna dance. Also has carrot fingers.

That’s so notactuallydani

notactuallydani by not_me_12345678910 March 30, 2022