ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

by hairy rumps June 4, 2010

herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.

Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.

by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020

cash cattle

Rich person that only hangs with other rich people

Mason is a cash cattle, the lil fuckboy.

by jesusalmighty10w0 April 18, 2015

cattle run

The act of fucking at least four fat bitches while on vacation or a road trip.

Note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.

Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs

Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.

(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

cattle field

Cattle field is when someone speaks openly ignorant or fantasy storytelling in efforts too gain impression of a person or people by gloating unhealthy or unhelpful information or events

“I’m not going too take you through a Cattle Field , this job really pay’s off”

by Yunq Deezi August 17, 2022

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p September 6, 2007

Cattle Dog

Handsome strong man capable of helping others.

This cattle dog is really helpful for lifting 40kg tubs of honey.

by Verstappen October 31, 2023