The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
by dannibitch July 11, 2008
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The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.
Kelly is such a shitty cunt, I hate being her neighbor.
by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022
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When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.
OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.
by ShittyFoor October 9, 2023
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Like 69ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.
Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.
by LeSleth March 9, 2020
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A nickname for a man who participates in Anal play/sex.
i.e: “The rumours spread around the office that Gibsons got shitty ballz
by S.B.G June 27, 2022
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A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.
Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.
by KJoH January 27, 2011
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