Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive

The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing

The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything

The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019